One line. One chance.
Every day a new door and a new doorman with a hidden weakness. Talk your way in, or wear the roast until tomorrow.
Read the door and the doorman's mood. He has seen every cliche on earth already today.
Type one line, under 140 characters. No edits, no retries. Send it and it is final.
He rules in character: IN, or the rope stays and his reply roasts you. Either way, screenshot it.
At midnight the wall reveals tonight's funniest lines, voted by the guest list. Vote for your favorites.